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Delusional Petsrockbot: I know you said no dogs, but can we pleeeeeeeease have a platypus-friendly office!?
isaacs: I don't know. Our office is pretty dry. They need water.
rockbot: That's why we'd get a tank!
isaacs: Isn't it also like, super cold here for them?
rockbot: They're nocturnal! So it'd just come out at night.
isaacs: Why not just *imagine* a platypus being here when you're home at night? This isn't a pet-friendly office, but it's *definitely* a delusion-friendly office.
isaacs: Yeah, have you *seen* the spreadsheets and graphs we show investors? This is a startup, it's practically nothing *but* delusions!